FUnNY2: p3 promoting test

FUnNY2: p3 promoting test

A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"
The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in theouter office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failedto answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, andbehave. The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in. The conditions were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1student should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."
The teacher asked the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
(Theprincipal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do when a man steps in?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
(The principal's eyes openreally wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in hard ! and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down anddog doon three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do." Who am I?
Harry: "A Tent."
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. Thebest man always has me first." What am I?
(Principal was looking restlessand a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blowme, I feel good." What am I?
Harry: "A Nose."
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with aquiver." What am I?
Harry: "An Arrow."
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lotof excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this*** in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

FUNNY: Wan family

FUNNY: Wan family

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what'sthis urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) wasinvolved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!